Just in case anybody is interested. Science has advanced to the point where there is now underwear that can be worn for two weeks.
If you are interested please let me know so that I can make it a point to avoid you.
My question for this product is why do we need it? Personally I like to wear clean clothes every day.
If you want to order here is their web site.
They have a little gender disparity going on with their web site. Here is the is the closeup shot for their women’s wear.
In contrast, the closeup of the men’s boxers is
So what’s the deal? Men are clearly disadvantaged. Women can see how the underwear would fit and men can’t. This is just another example of how men are exploited in this culture.
I work a 9/80 schedule at work. In other words I work 80 hours over 9 days. That makes for some long hours for the nine days but I get a day off every other Friday. I love it. Last Friday I had a day off. Sweetie and I did a little knocking around.
First we went to SuperPizzaBoy’s school for the big end of year of conference. Of course we were confused by all the testing results but assured that he is doing fine, they love him, and he is ready to move to Middle School. Ok…. Well darn it he may be ready, but we aren’t! He’s our baby.
While there we were looking at the stuff hung up in the hallways. I always check that out. Hey what’s this?
That is his picture, what’s this? Stories that the kids wrote. SPB wrote a story! Nobody told us? I told you we aren’t ready. He is supposed to tell us everything. He hasn’t. The story is pretty decent, I mean for a 6th grader. Teacher said that she had to shut him down or he’d still be writing. There you go, you can’t advance him until his parents are ready. I’m telling you I don’t care if he would be bored. We aren’t ready for him to go to Middle School.
I mean for crying out loud we are standing in the hallway reading his dad burned paper like ordinary passerby.
I guess that you can tell we are going to put the “H” in helicopter parents. Reminds me of these GenX parents. Supposedly at my employer, one of the new hires last year was upset about something his supervisor said about his work performance. His Dad called the supervisor to try and discuss the situation. I don’t know if its true or not, but you have to admit it makes a good story. Sorry I’m way off topic.
They also had dioramas that the student
‘s parents made. I love dioramas and the other hands on stuff SPB has done this year. We didn’t have that 46 years ago wehen I started my elementary education. The only hands on we got was the unpleasant kind from the teachers. Here is SPB’s project. His was on the little brown bat. He really got into it, the diorama was of a cave.
I tried to teach him about stalagmites and stalactites and how to remember the difference using something my own mother told me, “The mites go up and the tights go down.” He didn’t quite get it. Probably for the best. I don’t know what his teacher would have thought of that.
Well after all that trauma and drama we went to Nordaggios to get a couple of coffee drinks. Not only are the drinks great but they are pretty.
I mean, how can you drink a work of art? I did though.
Not bad for a day off, right?
I was invited to SuperPizzaBoy’s school last week to sit with my son while they received “the talk” from somebody from the county health department.
Who would miss such a thing? Well about half my son’s fellow classmate’s father’s, is who. I don’t get it? I hope you don’t either! Sometimes you just have to show up, no matter how busy or important you are. The school let us know a long time in advance. I bet you either Bush or Obama would have saved the time, if they had sons. (OK, how come Obama, Bush, nor Clinton had sons? Plot, plot, plot, I am on to something here!?)
Anyway kind readers, those with delicate sensibilities leave right now, because I’m about to get real. I mean real real.
I mean it!!
I really do!!!
I kept notes. You know, I thought I might learn something and I did. It is the fault of pituitary gland. Yep, the pituitary gland. I am ashamed to say, that I didn’t know that!
Here is the pituitary gland,
Yep, that’s it. It weighs 1/2 of one gram. Or about 1/900th of a pound. Man, does it cause a lot of problems! Its hormones trigger all the various changes in the body that turn boys into men and girls into women. It is right behind the bridge of your nose on the underside of your brain.
I kept notes on the rest of the talk. This is what was discussed. It was only an hour and that included a 17 minute video. The speaker was entertaining, informative, and blunt.
The Dad’s that showed up, we all had big ole grins on our faces. The kids, will the boys were a little embarrassed by the whole thing. The girls, with their mom’s were in another room, hearing their side of the story.
The speaker jumped in and we covered everything from testicles to wet dreams from hyperactive oil and sweat glands to American Idol, Zits to boners, broader shoulders to vocal cords, scrotums to morning wood, ovaries and eggs to federal income taxes, seminial vesicles to thinking about what kind of man you want to be, and prostates to deodorant.
Wow, I was worn out. The kids where shell shocked.
I give the talk a four on a scale of one to four.
Of course, this kind of thing is going to have to be revisited quite a bit. By the Dad’s. Not all jobs can be outsourced!
“This puberty is going to be a little harder than what I thought” is what one kid said.
Yea, no kidding. You have no idea. Its kind of like when prospective Dad’s at work who about to have their first kid say, “its not that big a deal.” Yeah, right dude, Your life is not going to change much. A couple weeks, you will be back to the same routine. No big deal.” “Hah, you fool,” you want to yell.
I feel sorry for the Dads who were too busy or important to come, and for their sons.
Remember Blockbuster. The video rental company. Sell your stock; do it now. We were in there yesterday looking for some movies for SuperPizzaBoy. Well they have really cut their selection down. I mean Redbox and Netflix have been kicking some major Blockbuster butt. But I have proof that the end times are near.
They are now selling books.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Welcome fellow art fans. Today we start lesson one in Still Life series. Still Life paintings are a very important genre in art and you need a background in Still Life in order to understand anything else in art.
Here for your examination is: Still Life with Fruit
Very good, “Still Life with Cookies” Go to the head of the class.