{"id":1038,"date":"2011-04-09T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:01:31","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:01:31","slug":"best-not-to-mess-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Best Not to Mess With Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my recent trip to San Antonio I took a long walk through not the best area of town to go see my attorney, Ernest G. Valdez. I&#8217;m glad he is my lawyer and not yours. He is a good attorney but very mean. He is so mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/5594467175\/\" title=\"San Antonio Law Office 1 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/5594467175_1d53ba8c98-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"San Antonio Law Office 1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We keep him in a cage.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t want me to let him out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my recent trip to San Antonio I took a long walk through not the best area of town to go see my attorney, Ernest G. Valdez. I&#8217;m glad he is my lawyer and not yours. He is a good attorney but very mean. He is so mean&#8230; We keep him in a cage. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6075,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,215],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-silliness","category-totally-made-up-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}