{"id":1112,"date":"2011-01-28T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:02:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:02:59","slug":"the-tourist-with-angelina-jolie-and-johnny-depp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1112","title":{"rendered":"The Tourist with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sweetie and I recently saw The Tourist with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. <\/p>\n

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Jolie’s character is a really beautiful woman who likes to hang out with bad guys. When I saw beautiful I mean she is Luscious. Definitely not the girl next door. Depp’s character describes her as ravenous. She says you mean “ravishing” and he says yes, but I know he meant ravenous because she is fixing to eat him and spit him out.<\/p>\n

Johnny Depp is all growns up now but still has bad hair. I mean awful. I thought Hollywood has all those high fashion $400 a pop stylists. Don’t you think that he could go to the same guys that work on John Edwards and Bill Clinton. Jeez Louise, the Day Center for the Homeless right here in Tulsa, Oklahoma gives better haircuts than Depp gets.<\/p>\n

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Anyway, this movie has both bad guys and good guys looking for Jolie’s beau. She picks out Depp on a train and tries to make the bad and good guys think that he is the beau. Depp plays this sad sack, widower, loser math teacher who somehow thinks this beautiful English woman wants him. You can tell by looking at him that he is a typical liberal Democrat loser.<\/p>\n

You know the concept, the corrupt European’s trying to sully the pure naive American. It has been going on for years. Anyway he puts up with a lot of crap from Jolie, and Scotland Yard, and the bad guys until he has had enough. Then he’s like Rambo without guns, kicks some butt, takes names, grabs his woman and heads off into the sunset to become a manly Sarah Palin Republican.<\/p>\n

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The movie has plot holes a mile wide but I don’t really care. It is beautifully filmed, Jolie is absolutely stunning and just steals the show.<\/p>\n

I give it three stars out of four, it is well worth seeing.<\/p>\n