{"id":11283,"date":"2017-04-01T07:07:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T12:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=11283"},"modified":"2017-04-01T00:23:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-01T05:23:00","slug":"a-runners-wife-finally-figures-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=11283","title":{"rendered":"A Runners Wife Finally Figures it Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"_DSC0557\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/33725618496\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2881\/33725618496_637b8af26a_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0557\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Who is this woman waiting patiently, all by herself?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"_DSC0555\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/32953510113\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/4\/3695\/32953510113_cd2f06f42a_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0555\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Waiting by the this long trail.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"_DSC0545\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/32923651194\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2929\/32923651194_fc5ee702d9_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0545\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Not him!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"_DSC0544\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/32923674004\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2895\/32923674004_87ce9cc7c8_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0544\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Nope, not this guy either!<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"_DSC0542\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/32923735604\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2927\/32923735604_fa80c926d5_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0542\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Hah!! This must be him. He is looking good but not making much progress.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"_DSC0553\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/33609910072\/in\/dateposted\/\" data-flickr-embed=\"true\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/3\/2943\/33609910072_0f202d0cd6_z.jpg\" alt=\"_DSC0553\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" \/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>She is finding out that running is a lousy spectator sport. Notice the glazed over look in the eyes. And I bet that baby is getting kind of heavy.<\/p>\n<p>Does your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, whoever come out to watch you run any more?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, mine neither, I don&#8217;t blame her. she used to!! And then she wised up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who is this woman waiting patiently, all by herself? Waiting by the this long trail. Not him! Nope, not this guy either! Hah!! This must be him. He is looking good but not making much progress. She is finding out that running is a lousy spectator sport. Notice the glazed over look in the eyes. 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