{"id":1606,"date":"2009-10-14T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:11:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:11:39","slug":"fresh-horses-by-garth-brooks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"“Fresh Horses” by Garth Brooks"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Garth Brooks has been retired for some time now in a suburb of Tulsa. There has been lots of Garth sitings in and around town and all the people I’ve talked to that have run into him describe him as totally unassuming and friendly. So I’m happy that he has retired. I suspect though that he has just a twinge of anxiety, not much, but just a little itch that he can’t scratch. He can rest easy now.”<\/div>\n
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I heard that just a few minutes ago he bust into his house with the big news:<\/div>\n
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“Hey Tricia darling, guess what, Yogi finally reviewed my Fresh Horses album from 1995 and he likes it! He gave it four stars of four!” “Yeah, he liked ALL the songs.” “I was so worried little Darlin.” “Now I can quit for good. My whole life has merely been preparation for this positive Yogi review. My life is fulfilled.”<\/div>\n
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“I know he’s a nerd twerp, and he bought the cd used, but he is cheap darling, he won’t buy my new ones so he bought an old one.” “Ah forget it Tricia, you just don’t get it. He couldn’t borrow the cd from a friend because he doesn’t have any friends.”<\/div>\n
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Check out Garth’s web site<\/a>.<\/div>\n
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You cannot live in Oklahoma without loving Garth Brooks. He is a heck of an artist and a very generous person.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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