{"id":1666,"date":"2009-08-17T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1666"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:12:28","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:12:28","slug":"everyday-fear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1666","title":{"rendered":"Everyday Fear"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, you want to know how to scare me?<\/p>\n

Pull a gun on me. Nope, I’ve read enough detective novels over the years that I know how to handle that pretty easily.<\/p>\n

Global warming? Nope, looking forward to the end of cold winters.<\/p>\n

Obama taking Sarah’s babies away? Nope, the Democrats are going to get killed in the mid term elections. Besides, I suspect that she has more weapons than the Alaskan National Guard.<\/p>\n

Six Flags, – Well you are getting close.<\/p>\n

You want a sure way to scare me half to death and induce an anxiety attack. Pull into a drive through and ask me to do the ordering for everybody.<\/p>\n

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Or worse, make me order at Sonic.
\"\"<\/a> There are two problems.<\/p>\n

One, I can only remember one thing at a time<\/strong>. So if some people want cheeseburgers, others hot dogs, and others chicken nuggets. I’m lost. Further if this person wants it plain, the other no ketchup, and on and on. There is no way. Forget the drinks!<\/p>\n

Second, the person on the speaker cannot understand me, and I cannot understand them<\/strong>. Try as as I might, I try to talk louder, slower, whatever they cannot make me out. Then when they recite the order back, I have no idea what they are saying. I can hear them find. I just cannot make out words of what they are saying. AAAAAAH. Help<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

One of these days I want to pull this stunt.<\/p>\n

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