{"id":1772,"date":"2009-05-03T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T19:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1772"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:14:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:14:20","slug":"a-better-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1772","title":{"rendered":"A Better Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Sunday I helped Sweetie teach the four year olds at Church. The lesson was on Moses parting the Red Sea. It was fun, while the kids were at &#8220;Big Group&#8221; I put a couple of blue tablecloths over two rows of chairs and taped up some &#8220;fish.&#8221; So when they came back they got to see what the parting of the sea looked like.<\/p>\n<p>Kids are a lot easier to please than adults. You just sell the story, pass out crayons, round up the stranglers, keep the peace, and hand out the snacks. They are happy. Plus four year olds will believe whatever you thell them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Sunday I helped Sweetie teach the four year olds at Church. The lesson was on Moses parting the Red Sea. It was fun, while the kids were at &#8220;Big Group&#8221; I put a couple of blue tablecloths over two rows of chairs and taped up some &#8220;fish.&#8221; So when they came back they got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[751],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}