{"id":1783,"date":"2009-04-24T20:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T20:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:14:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:14:29","slug":"i-was-told-to-never-come-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1783","title":{"rendered":"I was told to never come back"},"content":{"rendered":"
Last night Sweetie and I attended a function at the Tulsa Country Club, a very swanky old school country club, courtesy some friends. We had a great time and enjoyed ourselves immensely and are very grateful for their generosity.<\/p>\n

As much as I enjoyed myself I was a little nervous. You see, I had been to a party there before. A long time ago, even before Sweetie was a part of my life. It was before they had their existing club house. The party was in their old clubhouse. A very fine and distinguished building.<\/p>\n

I won’t get into who I was with or what the function was because that doesn’t matter. What matters is that apparently things didn’t go well and I was told that I wasn’t welcome back.<\/p>\n

The evening started out just fine. The building looked really elegant with all the late model cars parked in front. Nothing but top shelf here. Don’t be bringing your old junkers.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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We had cocktails and then dinner. A photographer came around. Do you see how elegantly my companion and I were dressed. Relaxed and fun loving, that was me back in them days before I turned all serious and stiff like I am now.<\/p>\n

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I am not sure what happened next. There were lots of rumors, nothing ever proven, personally I think it was something I ate. All I know is that I woke up the next morning to some accusing stares and somebody thrust a newspaper in front of me with this picture and asked if I was happy with myself.<\/div>\n
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I have to admit that I had a really good time. But, I was told, “do not ever come back.”<\/p>\n

And that is why I was nervous last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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