{"id":1805,"date":"2009-04-06T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-06T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:14:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:14:59","slug":"electrical-bees-and-i-gotta-get-817","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1805","title":{"rendered":"Electrical  Bees and I Gotta Get 817"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20090325_3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321358093334787986\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20090325_3-300x225.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> On one of my geocaching jaunts I pulled into the driveway of an electric substation in Broken Arrow. I was trying to figure out how to get to the next cache. If you think talking on your cell phone is hazardous while driving try operating a GPS receiver.<\/p>\n<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.soundslikebaloney.blogspot.com\/\">Baloney<\/a> claims that she has 816 caches. I&#8217;m way behind. I think she is lying and my friend 666BOI told her so, but I can&#8217;t be sure. So I have to catch up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I pulled off the road to get my bearings. I got to looking at the substation trying to figure out what is going on. I&#8217;m a chemical engineer and electricity scares the crap out of me. I mean how can something you can&#8217;t see kill you so quickly? I looked at the caution sign and it didn&#8217;t say a thing about electricity. The sign was about bees, africanized bees. What&#8217;s up with that?<\/p>\n<p>I thought substations were dangerous because of gazillions of kilovolts. I thought that is why those stations hummed. It&#8217;s a sham. They are generating electricity with bees. Hey who gets the honey? Anbody tell me that!<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, gotta go, busy, busy, busy, going to number 817. Put a certain Queen B in her place! Second place.<\/p>\n<p>Oh by the way, its my birthday today.<\/p>\n<p>Check out <a href=\"http:\/\/mellowyellowmonday.blogspot.com\/\">Mellow Yellow Monday <\/a>for more shots of yellow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On one of my geocaching jaunts I pulled into the driveway of an electric substation in Broken Arrow. I was trying to figure out how to get to the next cache. If you think talking on your cell phone is hazardous while driving try operating a GPS receiver. My friend Baloney claims that she has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[751],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}