{"id":192,"date":"2013-12-02T12:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=192"},"modified":"2014-06-15T04:40:29","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T04:40:29","slug":"you-better-behave-kid-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"You Better Behave Kid or &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/11170719493\/\" title=\"Untitled by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/11170719493_e9384f1472_z-225x300.jpg\" height=\"640\" width=\"480\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">(I think they need to work on the name of the product and packaging.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Beats Elf on the Shelf at our house.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\">With apologies to my friends who are vegetarians. (Glad I&#8217;m not one of ya!)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(I think they need to work on the name of the product and packaging.) Beats Elf on the Shelf at our house.With apologies to my friends who are vegetarians. (Glad I&#8217;m not one of ya!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-silliness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}