{"id":1942,"date":"2008-12-04T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:16:21","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:16:21","slug":"boomer-sooner-boomer-sooner-da-da-da-da-da-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=1942","title":{"rendered":"Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner, da da da da da da"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Two OU Engineers, Ray &amp; Bubba,were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">&#8216;We&#8217;re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,&#8217; said Bubba, &#8216;but we don&#8217;t have a ladder.&#8217; <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, &#8216;Eighteen feet, six inches,&#8217; and walked away.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Ray shook his head and laughed. &#8216;Ain&#8217;t that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!&#8217; <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two OU Engineers, Ray &amp; Bubba,were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. &#8216;We&#8217;re supposed to find the height of the flagpole,&#8217; said Bubba, &#8216;but we don&#8217;t have a ladder.&#8217; The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[783],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}