{"id":2018,"date":"2008-09-05T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T22:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=2018"},"modified":"2014-06-15T05:17:18","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T05:17:18","slug":"mail-order-bride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=2018","title":{"rendered":"Mail Order Bride"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">One says to the other, &#8216;Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?&#8217; <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">The second one replies, &#8216;Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!&#8217; <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">The first one says, with wide eyes, &#8216;Wow, they aren&#8217;t very expensive. At this price, I&#8217;m buying one.&#8217; <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">The second one smiles and pats him on the back. &#8216;Good idea! Order one and if she&#8217;s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.&#8217; <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend, &#8216;Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?&#8217; <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">The second redneck replies, &#8216;No, but it shouldn&#8217;t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!&#8217;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, &#8216;Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?&#8217; The second one replies, &#8216;Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!&#8217; The first one says, with wide eyes, &#8216;Wow, they aren&#8217;t very expensive. At this price, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[783],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}