{"id":264,"date":"2013-08-31T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T19:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=264"},"modified":"2014-06-15T04:42:42","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T04:42:42","slug":"song-ography-bare-naked-ladies-edition-if-i-had-a-million-dollars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Song-ography &#8211; Bare Naked Ladies Edition &#8211; &#8220;If I Had A Million Dollars&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Well, this is a good way to increase my Google search rating. Every perv in the world is going to be hitting on this post but I don&#8217;t have what they are looking for. The <a href=\"http:\/\/barenakedladies.com\/splash\">Barenaked Ladies<\/a> are a Canadian Band and they have some really good offbeat ironic songs, many of them are hilarious. This week Song-ography&#8217;s prompt is the Barenaked Ladies &#8220;If I Had a Million Dollars.&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/youllshootyoureyeout-kathy.blogspot.com\/\">Song-ography<\/a> is fun meme that comes out on Sundays hosted by <a href=\"http:\/\/youllshootyoureyeout-kathy.blogspot.com\/\">Kath at You&#8217;ll Shoot Your Eyes Out<\/a> where you try to match up photographs with songs. It is a lot of fun!<\/span><\/div>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LHacDYj8KZM?rel=0\" width=\"420\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you a house<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>I would buy you a house<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/7383758620\/\" title=\"IMG_1619a by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_1619a\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/7383758620_457d59e9d7-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Sorry Sweetie, a million dollars just doesn&#8217;t go as far as it used to. You have to admit though the view is great.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Id buy you furniture for your house<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/6810167111\/\" title=\"20090417_12 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"20090417_12\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/6810167111_c43b9f8297-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Or how about a good deal on a wood stove. You know using wood warms you twice.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you a K-Car<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>A nice reliant automobile<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars, Id buy your love<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/8562212711\/\" title=\"Towmater from Cars Animated Movie by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Towmater from Cars Animated Movie\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8562212711_c63af027be-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>(I know it doesn&#8217;t look that great Sweetie but it runs great and has good rubber.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Id build a tree-fort in our yard<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars you could help<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>It wouldnt be that hard<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/9489963982\/\" title=\"Meet my cousin's #trees Melvin Barker #dellrapids #southdakota by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Meet my cousin's #trees Melvin Barker #dellrapids #southdakota\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/9489963982_6cec7ae073-300x300.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(I&#8217;d like to build you a tree fort but the tree is not cooperating.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>In there somewhere<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>We could just go up there and hang out<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Like open the fridge and stuff<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And thered all be foods laid out for us<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/6591114947\/\" title=\"20090224_16 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"20090224_16\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/6591114947_d64ef63df3-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(I promise, once I get the oven working, I&#8217;ll start on the fridge. I mean right after I write a post about fixing the oven.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>They have pre-wrapped sausages<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, can you blame them?<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Yeah<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you a fur a coat<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>But not a real fur coat, thats cruel<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/7714502074\/\" title=\"Bare Breasted PETA girls by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bare Breasted PETA girls\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/7714502074_04fc78e863-300x300.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Well, the bare chested PETA girls that came to town last year don&#8217;t really like fur coats, or soooo they sayyyyyy!) &nbsp;(This photo is for the pervs that showed up looking for one thing and decided to stay for a while. You guys can go now.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you an exotic pet<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Yep, like a llama or an emu<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/5525001566\/\" title=\"IMG_4869 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_4869\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5525001566_7acd315b86-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(How about a centipede, we already have too many big critters in the house.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>All them crazy elephant bones<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars Id buy your love<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/8133312966\/\" title=\"IMG_3738 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3738\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8133312966_0d92cc8103-225x300.jpg\" width=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>We wouldnt have to walk to the store<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Wed take a Limousine cause it costs more<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/5898957235\/\" title=\"IMG_5730 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_5730\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/5898957235_783ccb0c92-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Well you know it is colorful. Problem is that the color, symbol, and slogan are probable causes for everything from conspiracy to jaywalking on up.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>But we would eat Kraft dinner<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/6575095675\/\" title=\"20090112_45 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"20090112_45\" height=\"375\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/6575095675_47daed0328-300x225.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Or a foot long coney, the PETA girls wouldn&#8217;t want that either, or sooo theyyyy sayyy!!! Remaining pervs can leave now. Please!!)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Of course we would, wed just eat more<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And buy really expensive ketchups with it<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/7271350134\/\" title=\"HipstaPrint by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"HipstaPrint\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/7271350134_616e9eef89-300x300.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(That is as fancy as it gets around here.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you a green dress<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>But not a real green dress, thats cruel<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/6971460646\/\" title=\"IMG_0417 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_0417\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/6971460646_e3d61afca8-225x300.jpg\" width=\"375\" \/><\/a><br \/>(I mean really, who wears green dresses? Green is not even a color, its a mixture of colors.)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>And if I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you some art<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>A Picasso or a Garfunkel<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/8084137283\/\" title=\"Sugar for the Trail by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Sugar for the Trail\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/8084137283_760ecd1a1a-225x300.jpg\" width=\"375\" \/><\/a><br \/>(How do you like it Sweetie! Isn&#8217;t it grand! We&#8217;ll put it by the television, yes in our house. Uh uh, yes the living room. What do you mean return it? It&#8217;s a work of art! A million bucks doesn&#8217;t get you a Picasso anymore Sweetie!)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Well, Id buy you a monkey<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Havent you always wanted a monkey?<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars Id buy your love<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/4868294547\/\" title=\"20100804_424 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"20100804_424\" height=\"500\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/4868294547_facde35df7-225x300.jpg\" width=\"375\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Uh, well yeah, he might could fix the oven faster than I am, but I bet you that he doesn&#8217;t have a blog. What do you mean that that is a big plus?)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>If I had a million dollars<\/i><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>Id be rich<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/28381904@N06\/9068243555\/\" title=\"IMG_5612 by alnbbates, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_5612\" height=\"281\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/9068243555_671e64168b-300x168.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>(Hey, I am rich without the million dollars)<\/p>\n<p>Songwriters: Ed Robertson, Steven Page<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youllshootyoureyeout-kathy.blogspot.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Song-ography<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, this is a good way to increase my Google search rating. Every perv in the world is going to be hitting on this post but I don&#8217;t have what they are looking for. The Barenaked Ladies are a Canadian Band and they have some really good offbeat ironic songs, many of them are hilarious. 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