{"id":358,"date":"2013-05-04T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=358"},"modified":"2014-06-15T04:44:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T04:44:39","slug":"iron-man-3-with-robert-downey-jr-and-gwyneth-paltrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=358","title":{"rendered":"Iron Man 3 with Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<div c=\"\" lass=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IronMan3-Poster.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/IronMan3-Poster-207x300.jpg\" width=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The whole famdamily went to see an early showing of Iron Man 3 today. I&#8217;m not going to give you a review. You can get all sorts of good reviews all over the place including my favorite,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1300854\/\"> IMDB dot com<\/a>. I&#8217;ll just tell you what the movie is about. It&#8217;s about bad guys getting the comeuppance they deserve by a hard working underappreciated good guy and about how the love of a good woman will cure anything.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ke1Y3P9D0Bc\" width=\"560\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Robert Downey Jr. does a good job playing a wisecracking superhero with panic anxiety disorder. He&#8217;s also got a new iron suit that could be great but he hasn&#8217;t worked out all the kinks. When you are fighting bad guys you gotta have an iron suit that you can depend on.<\/p>\n<p>Gwyneth Paltrow does a good job as the damsel in distress. You can tell she is a big star because she keeps all her clothes on. It&#8217;s only the new actresses trying to make their way that have to make movies half naked. I think what the deal is is that these action movies cost so much to make what with all the cars blowing up and special effects and such that they run out of money for costumes for the actresses so they have to play a lot of scenes with nothing on. For some reason they always have plenty of money for the guy&#8217;s clothes. Obviously Ms. Paltrow makes enough money to afford her own clothes if the studio doesn&#8217;t provide any. My advice to young actresses is to keep extra underwear in their purse just in case the studio can&#8217;t afford to give them any. That way your Mom and Dad can still be proud of you and not embarrassed by you showing off all your charms to the world.<\/p>\n<p>I also don&#8217;t think they feed these young ladies enough either. They are all really scrawny looking. I&#8217;m thinking about starting a new charity where you can adopt one of these women for about $50 a month or so. The money would go toward extra clothes and food. I mean we do the same thing for starving kids in the Phillippines right? We need to take care of their own. Are you willing to help out? Keep in mind that you will get a letter from your adoptee every now and then telling you about what a difference you have made in their life.<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;m digressing from the point of this post, and while I&#8217;m at it I&#8217;ll digress some more. You know what I wrote above about the love of a good woman can cure anything. I was lying. The love of a good woman will never get the Dallas Cowboys to the SuperBowl but that is okay because neither can Jerry Jones or Tony Romo.<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;ll just wrap this puppy up. The movie gets four stars out of five and the Cowboys are definitely not going to the SuperBowl. 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