{"id":831,"date":"2011-12-03T21:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T21:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=831"},"modified":"2014-06-15T04:55:26","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T04:55:26","slug":"breaking-dawn-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yogisden.us\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"Breaking Dawn Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sweetie and I went to see Breaking Dawn part one the other day. How about I give a fast recap, with not too many spoilers.<\/p>\n

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Let me see, Bella is now all growns up, she and Edward decide to get married! Sweet, right?<\/p>\n

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Take a good look at this photograph, its about the only time Bella ever looks happy.<\/p>\n

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She and Edward have a good time at the private island. They take their clothes off and get in the water.<\/p>\n

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They get tired of playing in the water and they put their clothes back on and play some chess.<\/p>\n

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And then they get tired of chess and take their clothes back off. Young people these days.<\/p>\n

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Meanwhile, Jacob is running around in the rain. You know he’s a lot better looking and more likable than Edward but I always worried about this boy. At least Edward knows to come inside when it rains. He just can figure out whether he keeps his clothes on or off.<\/p>\n

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And then… You’ll have to go see for yourself. Let’s just say that the fur flies.<\/p>\n

Here is the trailer.<\/p>\n