One reason that I know that Sweetie loves me is that she married me despite my total lack of dancing mojo. Sweetie loves to dance and is great at it. I’m completely hopeless. I get on the dance floor and guys smirk, and women giggle. I don’t let it stop me. If I can bring a smile to somebody’s face, then great. I do feel sorry for Sweetie though. Stuck with such a loser. But I’m sure that she finds consolation in all the geocaches I’ve found.

So, I’ve been worried a little about the dancing DNA of SuperPizzaBoy. Did God sprinkle him with dancing dust or not?

He might have it! We were at Johnny’s downing burgers, shakes, onion rings and other diet food when SPB busted a few moves.