Sweetie and I went to see Breaking Dawn part one the other day. How about I give a fast recap, with not too many spoilers.
Let me see, Bella is now all growns up, she and Edward decide to get married! Sweet, right?
Take a good look at this photograph, its about the only time Bella ever looks happy.
She and Edward have a good time at the private island. They take their clothes off and get in the water.
They get tired of playing in the water and they put their clothes back on and play some chess.
And then they get tired of chess and take their clothes back off. Young people these days.
Meanwhile, Jacob is running around in the rain. You know he’s a lot better looking and more likable than Edward but I always worried about this boy. At least Edward knows to come inside when it rains. He just can figure out whether he keeps his clothes on or off.
And then… You’ll have to go see for yourself. Let’s just say that the fur flies.
Here is the trailer.
I give the movie about three stars out of five. I mean it’s not too bad. Women just go crazy over it. Guys, big hint, watching the movies is definitely less painful than reading the books.
Clever post. Though I know it is a “total” waste of my time, I’m still probably going to see it. Mickie 🙂
I just know I’ll be dragged along to the cinema by the wife to see this.
Oh, this was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.
Think I prefer your thumbnail sketch of this film. I won’t even bother with the video, although I have absolutely no problem with young men taking off their clothes be it wet or dry!
I know what you mean about the books. I rented the audio book of the first one so we could listen to it with my daughter. After the third disc daughter said turn it off. Some books are better as movies because they skip all the clutter.
I may need to break up with you.