Meet Flat Baloney alter ego of Baloney of That’s Baloney fame.

She went with the Yogi’s to Branson, Missouri. She was all excited about the trip. She worked hard on a tan and got herself a nice little yellow dress and green shoes just for the trip.

Flat Baloney went fishing and had a good time.

She went geocaching and loved it!!

She played games and drank some malted beverages with us.

Everything was going good and then son SuperPizzaBoy asked her how she met her main squeeze, Hickory Dickory Doc. Well, let me tell you the story she told our 11 year old son!!

Then when we ran out of beer she got even more brazen.

“Open the Big Bottle! Open the Big Bottle!” she kept on saying. No Flat Baloney!! You’ve had enough! Did she listen? What do you think?

Then we caught Flat Baloney with her camera trying to take some inappropriate pictures.

Her alter ego, Baloney, is the king of inappropriate pictures. She has underwear (if they are lucky they were wearing underwear) pictures of all her friends!!

And then we went home to Tulsa. I went on to Austin, TX the next day and Flat Baloney went along because she has never been to Austin. Well we had a complete transformation there, she straightened out her life. We went geocaching on the University of Texas campus and she fell in love with it. She decided to apply, and got accepted instantly because she was smart. Then they made her a Longhorn Cheerleader because she is so vivacious!! She was so happy.

We did a little more geocaching, she was so cute in her little Longhorn cheerleading outfit. We come upon Tom Landry’s grave.

That made her so sad. She loves the Dallas Cowboys so much and she couldn’t bear that their greatest coach was gone. Her supreme ambition in life was to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader while he was the coach.

Oh, she couldn’t get over it. She cried and cried and cried, and then she died. Oops.

So I left the little University of Texas Longhorn Cheerleader with her favorite coach. She is up there in Heaven cheering Tom along.