I had a job opening a while back. Here is one resume that I got.
We hired somebody else. Should I give this guy another chance? He does have a way with words don’t you think?
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I’ve seen a few resumes that were of this caliber. You’ve just got to wonder about those folks.
Are you making this up?????
He’s hired!
@Jenn – Oh you ratted me out.
A most unusual resume.
Sounds like executive material to me.
that’s funny
I agree with Prescott, sounds like executive material to me, too! I’ve known several of them! And, of course, I love your sense of humor! Thanks for a giggle on a gray, grumpy day!
Sylvia
Why would my M be applying for a job in Tulsa? He never said a word.
Why on earth did you hire someone else, I think he would have been a constant source of amusement!!!!!!
How funny.
I’d keep it on file. You never know when you might need someone like that.
The only thing I have against this guy is his handwriting – otherwise, I’d hire him!
I don’t think he wanted the job, looks like he was making in a statement. I’d be offended.
Hehehe! ;))
That’s YOUR resume. I’m sure of it.